I REALLY WANT JAMES TO
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Its okayyyyyy *cuddleglomps*
*huggles* It sucks so bad, ‘cause it tastes so good. :/

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dnsjadahkjdbh FUCK ME. UGH I WANTED THAT SO BAD.
I’m sorry.

coulson-king-of-sarcasm:

misscuteandevil:

coulson-king-of-sarcasm:

misscuteandevil:

*frowns at him* Do I look seven to you?

*looks at her for a second* Yes.

*frowns more then laughs* Rude.

*shoos her again* Go. There’s no use in both of us being stuck not on a beach.

*kisses his cheek gently**sarcastically* Yes, sir. Have a nice day, sir. …There’s donuts on my desk for you, sir. *laughs a little an wanders out of the room*

coulson-king-of-sarcasm:

misscuteandevil:

coulson-king-of-sarcasm:

misscuteandevil:

But if I leave, how do I know you’re not goin’ to not be here when I get back?

What, do you want me to pinky swear?

*frowns at him* Do I look seven to you?

*looks at her for a second* Yes.

*frowns more then laughs* Rude.

coulson-king-of-sarcasm:

misscuteandevil:

coulson-king-of-sarcasm:

misscuteandevil:

*snorts* ‘cause that hasn’t happened a billion times already.

*rolls his eyes* Go. *shoos her out* You don’t want to be late for Hawaii.

But if I leave, how do I know you’re not goin’ to not be here when I get back?

What, do you want me to pinky swear?

*frowns at him* Do I look seven to you?

coulson-king-of-sarcasm:

misscuteandevil:

coulson-king-of-sarcasm:

misscuteandevil:

But you’re Phil and you love me so why do you need to check it?

To make sure you’re still alive and not being held hostage by anyone.

*snorts* ‘cause that hasn’t happened a billion times already.

*rolls his eyes* Go. *shoos her out* You don’t want to be late for Hawaii.

But if I leave, how do I know you’re not goin’ to not be here when I get back?